Patrick Johnson

iF yoU seeK Amy, you might be in for a surprise

By Patrick Johnson. Published Thursday, March 12th, 2009

So there has been a lot of hoopla surrounding my favorite celebrity. Yes, you all know I am going to give Ms. Spears another spot in The Popular Opinion. 
Britney Spear’s widely successful sixth album (also her fifth number-one album) Circus has already had two platinum hit singles, and is now on to number three. But the princess [...]

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25 ways to FML

By Patrick Johnson. Published Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

If you haven’t been bombarded by either of the two things in my headline, consider yourself lucky.
For those of you who have, you share my pain.
With Facebook being the uber time waster that it is, many of my friends have decided to forgo homework and friends to write notes. Unfortunately, they aren’t cool sixth [...]

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Mind the Gap — Welcome to the Millennium

By Patrick Johnson. Published Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

SEX. DRUGS. ROCK ‘N’ ROLL.
Five words notoriously linked to one another. Why? Well, that’s an easy one. They’re fun.

These words aren’t dinnertime conversation or something you talk about with your parents, unless you’re living in an after-school special. They are the words you find high school students giggling about in the hallway or middle [...]

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